[ Featuring Brooksofyork ]
I'm a senator who's seventy-five
I don't know what's keeping me alive
And I make stupid laws that affect the youth
By spinning little lies until they sound like the truth
And I earn so much money investing in stocks
While children go to school (just to face down a glock)
And I make easy millions from insider trades
And I'll make another million from the tax I evade
I don't want to hear about minimum wage
Abortion, the climate, or how it will change
I don't really understand critical race
I'm making six figures to lie to your face
I don't know how the internet works
I rolled up to congress inside of a hearse
I might need a nap at the end of this verse
I might need a nap at the end of this verse (snores)
I'm ruining the world for all of you
One law at a time
I'm ruining the world for all of you
One law at a time
I don't want to hear about minimum wage
Abortion, the climate, or how it will change
I don't really understand critical race
I'm making six figures to lie to your face
I don't know how the internet works
I rolled up to congress inside of a hearse
And by the time you know something is wrong
It won't really matter
'Cause I will be gone
Cross my heart I'm never dying
I hope you like the sound of lying
'Cause I'll keep living
I'll keep writing
I'll make your laws while the planet's frying
Cross my heart I'm never dying
I hope you like the sound of lying
'Cause I'll keep living
I'll keep writing
I'll make your laws while the planet's frying
