Arzolath - My Delivery Guy Flashed Me Again Lyrics

It started real simple just a burger and fries
Didn't expect a side of traumatized
The doorbell rings I open it wide
And there he is grinning with his pants untied
I said "Man what's the deal? Is this a new perk?"
He said "Just showing off after my gym work"
I grabbed my bag slammed the door in his face
But now every order's a weird disgrace
My delivery guy flashed me again
He's treating my porch like it's his own den
I just want my dinner without the show
But he's got no shame and he won't say no
Yeah my delivery guy flashed me again
I'm stuck in this loop I can't defend
Next time I'm cookin'-I'm done with this trend
'Cause my delivery guy flashed me again
Thought I'd try sushi-what could go wrong?
Turns out he's back now he's wearing a thong
Said "I'm feeling bold it's the chef's special roll"
I said "Buddy stop-this is out of control!"
He laughed real loud said "Don't be so shy"
"It's all part of the service-now enjoy your Thai!"
I'm startin' to think it's a twisted game
But every damn time it's the same old shame
My delivery guy flashed me again
Now I'm scared every time I hit "send"
I just want my tacos my wings my stew
But instead I get way too much view
Yeah my delivery guy flashed me again
This ain't DoorDash this is XXX spin
Do I report him or just play along?
At this point I'm scared of what's next on his dong
"Y'all it's not just the food
Last week he balanced my pizza box on his-"
Deep breath
"I'm just sayin' I didn't order extra sausage"
My delivery guy flashed me again
Is this harassment or a marketing trend?
I can't even eat without seeing his grin
And the little buddy he keeps showin' again
Yeah my delivery guy flashed me again
I'm packin' my lunch I'm callin' it the end
But until then I'll lock the blinds tight
'Cause dinner's become a full-on fright
So if you're hungry just a little advice
Cook at home it'll save you the price
'Cause once you hit "order" there's no goin' back
You might just get more than a Big Mac snack