Arzolath - Oops, I Joined a Cult Lyrics

I was looking for connection just some Friday night fun
A flyer said "Potluck! Come meet everyone!"
They handed me a robe said "The snacks are free"
And now I'm chanting at a goat-this ain't my cup of tea!
They said "It's not a cult just a lifestyle crew"
But why's there a giant statue made of Elmer's glue?
I'm holding a candle chanting in Latin
This escalated faster than I could imagine!
Oops I joined a cult how'd I get here?
Trading Netflix nights for robes and weird cheer.
Oops I joined a cult someone get me out!
I just wanted friends now I'm lost in the shout!
They promised enlightenment good vibes and peace
But the "holy smoothies" taste like dirt and grease.
We meet at sunrise then again at noon
All hail the founder Brother Buffoon!
They said "The leader speaks straight to the stars"
But he's selling his own mixtape-man this is bizarre!
We chant "Ohm nom shabalaba woo"
I can't believe I shaved my head for this crew!
Oops I joined a cult how'd I get here?
Trading Netflix nights for robes and weird cheer.
Oops I joined a cult someone get me out!
I just wanted friends now I'm lost in the shout!
I signed up for friendship now I'm dodging Kool-Aid
Their "team-building trips" involve a hand grenade!
They say it's not a pyramid scheme
But why's my paycheck going to buy ice cream?
"Wait so... we worship a llama?
Okay cool cool. Can I at least have my Tupperware back?"
Oops I joined a cult how'd I get here?
Trading Netflix nights for robes and weird cheer.
Oops I joined a cult someone get me out!
I just wanted friends now I'm lost in the shout!
If you see a flyer that says "Potluck this way"
Just eat your snacks at home-trust me okay?
I've got my robe my goat and some regret
But hey at least I made some friends I'll never forget!