Porn on the Ceiling Video (MV)

I got a problem it's kinda unique
Mom's always snoopin' she's got her techniques
I need my privacy a safe little spot
Somewhere she won't check where things get hot
Under my mattress? Too cliché
In the closet? Nah no way
I had an epiphany it's pure genius see
Just look up high and you'll agree!
Porn on the ceiling that's where it's at
Keeps me discreet and keeps me relaxed
When I lay down it's a private show
Up above where Mom'll never go
She checked my browser my phone my stash
Deleted my files and emptied my trash
But she won't think to look where the stars align
Right above my bed where it's all just fine
She calls my name I act so sweet
"Just reading a book" my perfect deceit
I'm a visionary a ceiling pioneer
It's my masterpiece crystal clear!
Porn on the ceiling I'm living the dream
Innovative thinking or so it seems
It's a gallery up there a work of art
Ceiling-approved playing smart
Now I'm dozing off with a grin on my face
Thanks to my genius I've found my place
Mom's in the dark she's none the wiser
I'm the stealthy ceiling porn adviser!
Porn on the ceiling out of her sight
Keeps me in the clear both day and night
When I look up it's a VIP suite
Where the ceiling fans turn up the heat
So here's my lesson take it from me
Hiding's an art it's ingenuity
If you want your stash to remain unseen
Just stick it up high-porn on the ceiling!