Asa Martin - Novocaine Lyrics

Well, She was stealin' money, for her boyfriends sex change
When I walked in and caught her dead to rights
I shoulda called the cops but somehow I didn't
And she wound up spending' the night

For the next two weeks, we were on a ride
Make a Texas Tornado look tame
Then one day, she was just gone
And I barely remember her name

She was a shiver of knowledge, on a river of pain
I hope I never see her again
Cause if I do, I'll just do it all over
Love's like Novocaine

Now I vaguely remember, a case of tequila
And a trailer outside Lordsburg
Took me six long weeks
To get that taste out of my mouth
And get where I could walk regular