I know y'all think I'm lyin', but I'm tellin' the truth
She's not just a figment of my online youth
She's got a smile like the sunrise, a voice sweet as pie
But when I tell my friends, they just roll their eyes
She ain't just pixels on a screen
She's the realest thing I've ever seen
She's real, I swear, and I ain't just dreamin'
She ain't a code or a figment I'm schemin'
We met online, but I'm tellin' you, man
She's more than my Xbox or some VR plan
I know it's hard to believe, but she's out there somewhere
She's real, I swear, I've got a girlfriend, I swear
We game together on Friday nights
She's got the top score, and man, she's a sight
She may not be around town much, but it's true
She's the queen of my heart and my player two
She ain't just pixels on a screen
She's the realest thing I've ever seen
She's real, I swear, and I ain't just dreamin'
She ain't a code or a figment I'm schemin'
We met online, but I'm tellin' you, man
She's more than my Xbox or some VR plan
I know it's hard to believe, but she's out there somewhere
She's real, I swear, I've got a girlfriend, I swear
Someday I'll bring her 'round and y'all will see
She's the real deal, not just fantasy
She's got a heart of gold, she's sweet and kind
Not just a profile, she's one of a kind
She's real, I swear, and I ain't just dreamin'
She ain't a code or a figment I'm schemin'
We met online, but I'm tellin' you, man
She's more than my Xbox or some VR plan
I know it's hard to believe, but she's out there somewhere
She's real, I swear, I've got a girlfriend, I swear
Yeah, she's real, I swear, and I've got a girlfriend, I swear!