Asperger Memos - Universally Credited Lyrics

Today I wake to be myself again
The early bird rising at 1pm
Another wasted me another wasted day
I'll hide myself and hope I'll go away

I remember when someone said
I could never make my own bed
I remember when somebody said
You can try and talk a little more

Six days past since you leave your house
To spend some time alone and watch the porn
Take a year to figure yourself out
To realise you don't wanna be born

I remember when somebody said
We'll be universally credited
I remember when somebody
It's experience on your CV

Looking in the mirror and I'll judge myself
But I'll never like the things I see
Everyday we want to kill ourselves
In a mentally appealing way

I remember when somebody said
God helps those who help themselves
But exclude the poor and ill-fated
We're just scroungers anyway
Bitter scroungers and a waste of space
Bitter scroungers and a waste of space
Bitter scroungers and a waste of space
Bitter scroungers and a waste of space