ATO$ - Male Biological Clock Lyrics

This one goes out to John halo
You ARE my favourite mother f*cker

Use war bonds to pay for my funeral
Get banksy to paint me a Muriel
I don't give a shit about military rule
I joined this shit cause of Rambo 2 (ADRIAN!)
No fronting (huh?)
I'm maladjusted (okay)
You couldn't send me home if you wanted (aint leavin bitch)
I'm sick of KPIs and agile sprint plans
Id rather be stabbed by a kid from Kazakhstan (my wife)

Tick tock tick tock
Its the male biological clock
You know this war machine don't ever stop
It's a male biological clock
I wanna be shot dead in the cross fire
Yak yak yak yak yak bang bang gah
Bing bang Bing bang
Chuck me out the chopper I'm ready to land

It's not killing if you kill Me to
So stop staring
What the f*ck you gonna do

F*ck the mundane stick me in a mass grave
Wage wage wage Eight hours a slave
I won't give a f*ck no matter the pay
Got no interest in an interest rate

You're sitting at a desk looking like a prawn
I'm posted in the lab inventing new porn
F*ck a f*cking job waste my minutes and my hours
I'm shagging ten birds like Austin powers

I couldn't give a f*ck what a f*ckin fink thinks
ATO bitch we scam Centrelink
Tang smoking rocks, Doobies and shit
While I write all this yakubian shit

Climb your stupid hill with your silly Little Rock
Unemployment check bring the ladies by the flock
Work like a donkey or a mule Sisyphus
Imma point and laugh. Chrisiphys (I don't get it)

Tick tock tick tock
Its the male biological clock
You know this war machine don't ever stop
It's a male biological clock
I wanna be shot dead in the cross fire
Yak yak yak yak yak bang bang gah
Bing bang Bing bang
Chuck me out the chopper I'm ready to land