[ Featuring the BoyToy ]
(I f*cked it up)
Aye, get my BoyToy on this shit man
Okay
Here comes the A-Train
Whatever you say
Walkin' in the deli
I'm stridin' in the door
Walk in there, there's motherf*ckin' ketchup on the floor
I'm slipping and hittin' me head on the counter
She ask's me
"Y'alright?"
So I motherf*ckin' pounce her
She starts to run away I catch her really quick
She turns around and throws a butter knife right at me dick
She jumps at me with sausage rolls and throws them at me legs
So I spin 'round and start to pelt her face with all the eggs
She grabs me and she puts me hand in a toaster
So when I slap her back I know that shit'll roast her
I grab her by the hair, I shove her in the cheese
She swings around and then she drops me to me f*ckin' knees
He had a scrap with the deli girl
(Girl)
You know he had to do it
(Do it)
He underestimated deli girl
How will he get through it?
(Through it)
I start to see my footing in the fight, it might be lost
As I look around and see all of the food that has been tossed
Salami
(Pastrami)
Tsunami
As she takes the hams and starts to try and ram me
And I'm rambling, I'm scrambling
Just like a bunch of eggs
I can't see shit for all of the leaves of lettuce on me head
Her fists are flyin', so I smash her with a bowl
I turn around and realise that she's actually pretty swole
Maybe this is pointless
Maybe she's alright
Sometimes when she hands me rolls she'll hold it extra tight
She's truly always loved me
I've known it from the start
Sometimes when she wraps my rolls she'll draw a little heart
Maybe, let's go kissing
I'll take her for a ride
I'll show this humble deli worker my gentle loving side
But I lied
Someone call the guards 'cause I'm starting up a rampage
I turn and smash her with ciabattas in the ribcage
Whack her with the taco sauce
Put her in a daze
Squirt her eyes with plenty little mayonnaise sachets
And now I'm clearly winning so I start to get cocky
To think I ever thought of her ridin' me like a jockey
Hand full of chicken and I'm swallowing it whole
All I ever wanted was a chicken fillet roll
He fell in love with the deli girl
But he never knew it
But then he fought with the deli girl
I think he f*ckin blew it
(Shit)
Oh deli
Deli
Deli
Scrappy
Scrappy
Deli
Deli
Deli
Scrappy
Deli
(Scrappy)
He underestimated deli girl
I think he f*ckin' blew it
(Deli girl)
