Into the city
Walter Mitty
Went with wind in his sails
Into Studio 95
He picked the pixy looking minx
He parted with forty quid
She could show him a thing or five
And after a tour of the bars
A couple of jars
He left her with a smile that never came
With wild eyes to idolise
The town crier cried
When he left her when he came
But never smiled
He got up stiffly
When she said she was his ho for the night
Was the only one he dreamed about
He came too quickly
Left a sickly aftertaste in her mouth
He ran out naked
Shaking, holding his clothes
And after a tour of the bars
A couple of jars
He left her with a smile that never came
With wild eyes to idolise
The town crier cried
When he left her when he came
But never smiled
Left her with a smile that never came
Again, again, again, again
Who do you know
Who do you know
When you're back in your parents' house
You'll know, wow
That life's not easy
You watch your back
And care if they could know about
All the things they'd rather not know
And the weight of the conscience
Hides my stains, my stains
The STDs won't go
The names hurt more
If they could know about
Please don't say they know about that
About that
About that
Left without a smile