Aubrey Straw - The Man on TV is Gay Lyrics

Uh hum
The man on TV is gay
Made the papers' day
Yet it seems so strange
To see him with his date
Yeah eeyeah eeyeah
On the front page
Yeah eeyeah eeyeah
Yeah it seems so strange
The man on TV's gay
He used to be so straight
I dare not relate
As ratings inflate
Yeah eeyeah eeyeah
For novelty's sake
Yeah eeyeah eeyeah
Coz we're all strange
We're all strange
He sniffed out the antidote to cyanide
It blew his house down
As his cheeks were glowing red
With his pants down
The wife who wasn't in his bed
Won't say a word
She's known for years
Because lightning hit the high point
As soon as that
Lightning hit the high point
So for one in five
Watch out now
It could be you
The man on TV is gay
But is the TV gay
Or just gay