(Behold, the seat of destiny)
In this throne of sloth, I reign supreme,
Mired in cushion that swallows dreams.
Apathy apostasy ass-inspired greed,
Ambition superstition I have all that I need.
I wanna do some pushups but my chair is so comfy
I should stretch my hammies but my chair is so comfy.
Tummy says it's snack time but my chair is so comfy.
Chair is so comfy. Chair is sooooo... (I'm never leaving!!)
It reclines! (It reclines...)
It defines! (It defines?)
It rewinds! (I'm not so sure about that...)
Ambitions whisper, faint and thin,
Drowned out by the microwave's din.
I think of gyms, of roads unroamed,
But why venture when I'm foam-enthroned?
GET OUT OF THE CHAIR (NO)
GET UP OFF THE CHAIR (WHY)
I wanna do some pushups but my chair is so comfy.
I should stretch my hammies but my chair is so comfy.
Tummy says it's snack time but my chair is so comfy.
Chair is so comfy. Chair is sooooo... (I'm never leaving!!)
It reclines! (It reclines...)
It defines! (It defines?)
It rewinds! (I don't know what that means)
[introspective build-down]
Super sitter he's no quitter, in his seat not getting fitter (sitting on his bum)
Super sitter he's no quitter, in his seat not getting fitter (does not go for runs)
(super sitter)
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(Behold, the seat of destiny)
In this throne of sloth, I reign supreme,
Mired in cushion that swallows dreams.
Apathy apostasy ass-inspired greed,
Ambition superstition I have all that I need.
I wanna do some pushups but my chair is so comfy
I should stretch my hammies but my chair is so comfy.
Tummy says it's snack time but my chair is so comfy.
Chair is so comfy. Chair is sooooo... (I'm never leaving!!)
It reclines! (It reclines...)
It defines! (It defines?)
It rewinds! (I'm not so sure about that...)
Ambitions whisper, faint and thin,
Drowned out by the microwave's din.
I think of gyms, of roads unroamed,
But why venture when I'm foam-enthroned?
GET OUT OF THE CHAIR (NO)
GET UP OFF THE CHAIR (WHY)
I wanna do some pushups but my chair is so comfy.
I should stretch my hammies but my chair is so comfy.
Tummy says it's snack time but my chair is so comfy.
Chair is so comfy. Chair is sooooo... (I'm never leaving!!)
It reclines! (It reclines...)
It defines! (It defines?)
It rewinds! (I don't know what that means)
[introspective build-down]
Super sitter he's no quitter, in his seat not getting fitter (sitting on his bum)
Super sitter he's no quitter, in his seat not getting fitter (does not go for runs)
(super sitter)
In this throne of sloth, I reign supreme,
Mired in cushion that swallows dreams.
Apathy apostasy ass-inspired greed,
Ambition superstition I have all that I need.
I wanna do some pushups but my chair is so comfy
I should stretch my hammies but my chair is so comfy.
Tummy says it's snack time but my chair is so comfy.
Chair is so comfy. Chair is sooooo... (I'm never leaving!!)
It reclines! (It reclines...)
It defines! (It defines?)
It rewinds! (I'm not so sure about that...)
Ambitions whisper, faint and thin,
Drowned out by the microwave's din.
I think of gyms, of roads unroamed,
But why venture when I'm foam-enthroned?
GET OUT OF THE CHAIR (NO)
GET UP OFF THE CHAIR (WHY)
I wanna do some pushups but my chair is so comfy.
I should stretch my hammies but my chair is so comfy.
Tummy says it's snack time but my chair is so comfy.
Chair is so comfy. Chair is sooooo... (I'm never leaving!!)
It reclines! (It reclines...)
It defines! (It defines?)
It rewinds! (I don't know what that means)
[introspective build-down]
Super sitter he's no quitter, in his seat not getting fitter (sitting on his bum)
Super sitter he's no quitter, in his seat not getting fitter (does not go for runs)
(super sitter)
Writer: Jared Wolterstorff
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Copyright: Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid