Austen the Poet - KLEENEX (feat. KC Star) Lyrics

Six Ken dolls, which one Imma play with?
The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch
The ripped ones, big ones (Yep, that's my favorite)
And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down
Like two thumbs, opposable
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down
Like two thumbs, opposable
(Went over your head so I'm telling you a second time)
Leave my hat out, gimme penny, nickel, dime
Got my phone out, KC on the party line
He said "Tea time, story time, moment of a lifetime"
Spit a rhyme, and did it in the nick of time
He ate them up, had me thinking it was dinner time
He had me melting, ice in the summertime
Dug so deep, thought he was an undermine
Under who? Under where? He was under mine.
Dropped the bomb, you can call me Austen Oppenheim
While sliding on the beat smoother than an Aunt Jemime
I said "Showtime, go time" butt naked the whole time
And if you hoes crying, it's a pantomime
It ain't real, it's a story like it's bedtime
But if KC ask, Imma switch like a paradigm
(Go KC)
Six Ken dolls, which one Imma play with?
The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch
The ripped ones, big ones (Yep, that's my favorite)
And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down
Like two thumbs, opposable
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down
Like two thumbs, opposable
(Men should be like Kleenex, blow, throw, and go)
One use is enough of these hoes
My last guy broke it off over text
So I blocked his number, call that Clean-Ex
I'm sick and tired of these boys tryna wear me out
Cause like a TJ Maxx blouse, I never wear them out
Out of the house like these bitches let the dogs out
(Ruff, ruff)
Tell me who's the bitch now?
(I don't think they heard me)
Excuse your reach, bitch, are you a f*cking waiter?
I know talent is a different language, get a translator
I be all around the globe, you can call me the equator
And I'm still the baddest bitch, even on my best behavior
He said "You deserve the world"
I said "Bitch, I know"
Turning heads left and right everywhere I go
I am not a killer, but I got a lethal flow
If you're new here, let me tell you how it's gonna go
Jealousy is a disease, but I got the antidote
My name ain't Billy but I am the goat
Bitches talk slick, I might need a raincoat
On period, that's all she wrote
(Period)
You could never top me, bitch you're a bottom
Pain in the ass, sodom
Word to Ariana, I got one less problem
Thank u next dick, that's a wrap
Condom (Rrr)
Six Ken dolls, which one Imma play with?
(Six Ken dolls, which one Imma play with?)
The tall one, short one, even the straight bitch
(Especially the straight bitch)
The ripped ones, big ones
(Yep, that's my favorite)
And if that thing don't hang, you ain't speaking my language
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down
(Turn them down)
Like two thumbs, opposable
Men should be like Kleenex
Soft, strong, disposable
Turn these niggas down
Like two thumbs, opposable
These boys are dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb