If you ever come down under to Australia
You'll find the natives friendly as can be
And if by chance you meet an aussie
There's every chance he'll ask you home for tea
Now there's no way that they won't make you welcome
Cos an aussie host's unflappable you see
Just toss another shrimp on the barbie
Come on in you're welcome as can be
And toss another shrimp on the barbie
Someone special's coming in for tea
Just toss another shrimp on the barbie
And sit at the table next to me
For that's the way we like to eat down under
Top it up with a red hot nazi ?
Wash it down with your favourite ice cold tinny
Then sit and see who tells the biggest lie
Just toss another shrimp on the barbie
Someone special's coming in for tea
So toss another shrimp on the barbie
Come on in you're welcome as can be
He'll probably introduce you as his china
Then ask would you like an ice cold pigs ear
Then trot you of to meet the cheese and kisses
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But listen mate don't take him for a drongo
Just crack it sweet and shake his german hand
And toss another shrimp on the barbie
That's the language that all aussie's understand
And toss another shrimp on the barbie
Someone special's coming in for tea
Toss another shrimp on the barbie
And sit up at the table next to me
Now that's the way we like to eat down under
Top it up with a red hot nazi ?
Wash it down with your favourite ice cold tinny
Then sit and see who tells the biggest lie
Toss another shrimp on the barbie
Someone special's coming in for tea
Toss another shrimp on the barbie
Come on in you're welcome as can be
Toss another shrimp on the barbie
Someone special's coming in for tea
Toss another shrimp on the barbie
Come on in you're welcome as can be
Come on in you're welcome as can be