My wife needs to eat,
I can't handle this repeat.
Every time, it's all the same,
One more second I'll go insane
She's shouting, raging, losing control,
Looking for someone to take the toll.
Give her chicken, give her steak,
Or I'll be the one to break!
Take a bite, don't start a fight,
Bring my sweet wife back tonight
I'm worn out, I'm feeling weak,
Hunger turns you to a freak!
I called an Uber, took a ride,
To the store, food to provide.
Gotta feed her, save the day,
Before disaster comes my way
Now she's eating, fear is gone,
Peace returns, but not for long.
She asks for cookies one or two,
Oops, forgot them what to do?
Take a bite, don't start a fight,
Bring my sweet wife back tonight
I'm worn out, I'm feeling weak,
Hunger turns you to a freak!
Now she growls, her eyes turn red,
Guess I should have planned ahead
Take a bite, don't start a fight,
Bring my sweet wife back tonight!
I'm worn out, I'm feeling weak,
Hunger turns you to a freak!