Yo, you already know who it is
We out here stampeding the rodeo
Christmas time coming up, knew y'all want a present, so I thought I'd make you one
You know the saying, Merry Christmas to all, to all a good night
These beats about to make you tingle. I call this my Christmas jingle. Santa, yeah
He used to say, pack your things, get in my sleigh. Presents never came to me
I've been real bad since I was free. Coal is all I ever got, not even a candy can in my sock
They say he goes around, y'all spreadin' joy. I'm here on Christmas Day, didn't even get a toy
Santa's someone you'll never see, but that one Christmas, he came to me. A Lego set wrapped in his sack and a brand new cricket bat
Things I wanted so long ago, but under the tree, they were no show
I saw him standing by my fireplace
Santa Claus, I yelled out loud. He got real scared and turned around
Oops, wrong house, he turned and said, with a mouthful of my gingerbread
I said to him, with his face so old, what's with all this f*ckin' coal
He looked shocked to hear that, no wonder I'm on the naughty list. Don't worry, boy, I know you're good
It's just you hang out with kids from the hood, don't steal, swear, or lie
Or at least he can try, and maybe next year you'll get that brand new motorbike
You know what? Thank you, Santa Claus, I said with a smile. For that next year, I left my friends in denial
My old bad behavior was enough to sicken. Now I give to charity like KFC's with no chicken, yo
That's me gone
Merry Christmas, you know
Thanks for having me back
Listen to the album
Honky Slonkin' on repeat. Get those listens up, please
And listen to this on repeat, yo