Beastie Boys - Michelle's Farm Lyrics

yee haa oh shut up you pig f*cker you're so ugly,
You're like a zebra adam your so ugly
You're a pony ass motherf*cker
Why don't you get a haircut farm boy?

F*ck the chickens I don't like milk f*ck the chickens
I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid the pen
If you don't shoot 'em they'll do it again f*ck the chickens
I don't like milk f*ck the chickenss I don't like milk
Farmer joe f*cks a cow he likes it so much he sucks a sow

Now you, everyday I'm going to school.
I wish I could be satisfied,
But it's hogwash.
F*ck the chickens I don't like milk now f*ck the chickens
I don't like milk Branyard Bob mows
The field sees how much wheat will yield f*ck the chickens
I don't like milk now f*ck the chickens
I don't like milk barnyard stoats raid
The pen if you don't shoot 'em they'll do it again

And everyday I'm going to school
I wish that I could find gratitude
But it's hogwash

F*ck the chickens I don't like milk
Now f*ck the chickens I don't like milk barnyard
Stoats raid the pen if you don't shoot 'em they'll
Do it again f*ck the chickens I don't like milk now
F*ck the chickens I don't like milk f*ck the chickens
I don't like milk now f*ck the chickens I don't like milk

now me everyday I'm riding to school
I'm learning a bunch of brainwash
It's hogwash