Babraham Lincoln - Dumb Fat Pussy Lyrics

I'm just a dumb fat pussy
Totally lame
Even worse she's making me insane

I'm just a dumb fat pussy
Terrible breath
And if I can't have her I guess that I choose death

I'm just a dumb fat pussy
Haven't a clue
How's a dumb fat pussy get noticed by a girl like you

I'm just a dumb fat pussy
King-sized jerk
When she walks by my heart just goes berserk

I'm just a dumb fat pussy
Them's the breaks
If she give me a chance, just wanna be her mistake

I'm just a dumb fat fatty
Coward for life
And when they hold hands it's like twisting in the knife

I'm just a fat little fatty
Yeah I'm the worst
Why'd I have to fall in love with her head first?