Backyard Boys - Captain Dough Intro Lyrics

Hey, what was that story you were trying to tell me about
It's like.. Captain Doe or something? Something that you made up
I ain't made nothing up, okay? That's real
He left a legacy, okay? Like
Let me tell you a little something about Captain Doe
Captain, there's been a problem with Reese
What happened
Yeah, he got in a fight with Planet Terry
God damn it, Reese
He's always getting in fights
All right, well, I'm on the way
Yeah, yeah, just hyper-speed to it. I'm pretty sure you'll get there faster
All right, Sergeant Biggie, come and take the controls over
I got you. Prepare your asses, bro
All right, let's do it
Damn, that was far
Oh my gosh
Damn! I need to do that shit
Yes, sir
Oh, whoa, whoa
Hold on, hold on, now
Hold on, now
You see that
What is that
Hold on, now
What the hell is that
Oh, gosh
All right, this look like a different planet
Yeah, for sure
I can't read that
Planet Terry
Yep, Planet Terry
There's so
There's too many traffic, bro
Oh, hell
Oh, hell
Get the hell out of the way, dog
Move the hell out of the way
Get the hell out of the way, dog
F*ck roads
All right, I think this is the parking spot right here
All right, let's do it
I'm not hitting nothing
Parking sensors are broken