Ryan met Reese at first, started f*cking since the 21st century
Now they're taking off their shirts, now they're giving each other what they're worth for
They're perfect in their own ways
Making love almost every day
And that's what I want in life
Yeah, suicidal, slit my wrist with a knife
That's what I will do if I do not find a person like them
Yeah, they do it all day, and they love all night
Yeah, they do it anywhere when the time is right
Don't care if they watch and they feel just fine
Looking at the two of them, they're goals of mine
Hear them both whine, they have a fun time
With that in mind, I want to find another person to do that stuff with Ryan and Reese are perfect
Ryan and Reese are f*cking on the couch side
They do it anywhere, even f*cking outside
Love taking drugs, I love all those downsides
He ride up like a motorcycle, yeah, a nice ride
They're perfect in their own way, yeah
Good romance, fifty shades of gray, yeah
Inviting girls over so they're not gay, yeah
They just like doing their own thing, yeah
Ryan dangled his nuts over Reese's face
There romantic eating and all the grapes
Reese rash knows that's his favorite entrée
Gobble those nuts like it's a buffet
Yeah, they do it all day, and they love all night
Yeah, they do it anywhere when the time is right
Don't care if they watch and they feel just fine
Looking at the two of them, they're goals of mine
Hear them both whine, they have a fun time
With that in mind, I want to find another person to do that stuff with
Ryan and Reese are perfect