I've been living vicarious through
Tiny people on a bright screen in my bedroom
I don't need to feel the sun on my skin
So I stay in
I'd really love to see you
But the drugs haven't kicked in
I probably won't call when they do
Oh shit! My clothes are all wet
Or some better excuse that I haven't thought up yet
Maybe I'll stay home instead of
F*cking up your family vacation
Maybe I could stay in bed
For another year