BAGELBOYZ - Canadian Bagels Lyrics

Yeah next we go up that big maple leaf
Miles up but I've never seen
America may be the land of the free
But up here we ain't flashing all that green like
Now i can breathe like now i can see
These bagel bitches, maybe its Maybelline
Walking like angels because they're able
Step aside bacon, for Canadian bagels
Take the back way down to Nova Scotia
But all this bread put me in a coma (Damn)
Might just go down to Ontario
Ottawa got no bagels in the capital, hoe (What?)
Brit. Columbia's too far away (Yuh)
Labrador, yeah go make my day
Bageltown to Quebec, that'll take a while
Today I get my bagels all Montreal style
I've been around the country, can't find no hood
I put syrup on a bagel, it was really good
Ask em for bagels, yeah they got plenty
Maybe that's why they so damn friendly
I've been around the country, can't find no hood
I put syrup on a bagel, it was really good
Tell em our names, they know our hits
Tell em our names, we'll see Drake in the 6
From Bageltown, New Hampshire to Montreal
Only a four hour drive, yeah it was a true call
Saw pretty architecture, had some vegan poutine
Then i hit up Tim Horton's for some bagels and caffeine
Then it started to rain, I slipped and broke my big toe
But I got free healthcare thanks to Justin Trudeau
Yeah the bagels have a tax, but the world is chillax
Now I'm gonna go chop bagel trees with these bageljacks