BAGELBOYZ - Ketogenocide Lyrics

Blood pressure too high
Wife is scared I'll die
Working out just ain't enough
Don't you know it's really tough
My blood sugar went and flared
Now my wife is really scared
I tell her it's all okay
But she won't hear out what I say
My wife donna made me go on keto
That shit just ain't for me, doe
She made me quit the yeast
How'm i supposed to feast
Donna is my wife and she's fifty years old
When the house is 75, she tells me she's cold
I hid a stash of bagels in the basement for a snack
But she found em and took em
Donna, that's f*ckin whack
Can't you see i'm trying?
Can't you see i'm slammed?
If you try to take my bagels, i'll, be, damned
Donna, darling, my sweet wife
I'm glad you care about my life
But to make me go to, to the health food store
Now you're just declaring war
My whore wife made me go on keto
That shit just ain't for me, doe
She made me quit the yeast
That fat whore is a beast
I married a fox that turned into a whale
She eats her chicken by the pail
And now that fat cunt wants my bread
I'll shoot that whore square in the head
Maybe I'll send the Japanese
They'll hunt that whale in a breeze
Donna, we've been married for seventeen years
You can't even trust me to go out and get some beers
My life is a fairytale and you're the evil force
If you take my bagels then I'll request divorce