There once was a bagel, lived in Breadtropolis
Grinded every day and night just to get out
Being in a bread town was like being in necropolis
But you know our bagel did not pout
Worked the bakery day and night to put food on the table
With child support and minimum wage, his life was unstable
In his minds eye there's no doubt, he's a bagel, he would clout
Days went by he didn't die cause that's not what the game's about
Bagel boy, in a bread city
Gotta help a bagel out to make his life not shitty
Bagel boy strugglin to survive
Help a bagel out sometimes, help em all thrive
Breadtropolis sucks, Breadtropolis won't forgive
Bagel in a bread town? nah, you won't live
But bagel boy screamed and cussed, his work ethic did combust
And once he had the money he'd turn em all into dust
His plan was meticulous, the accuracy ridiculous
He'd get in his car, and escape, nerves build up his funiculus
Made it to B-Town, hand him the crown
He escaped bread city, need more bagels just like him to make the world less shitty