Muggle Like Me Video (MV)

Charlie Brown, Real
Let me tell y'all what happen when I gone to this dance
In fact, all y'all need to hear this
I gone in the dance and what I see
One thick gal with a big bongie
Gone behind her so I could get straight
Turn her round, then I see her face, I say
Girl, who is you
You look like a animal out of the zoo
She say you wasn't sayin' that
On my behind, but I don't see nothin' wrong
With a little bump and grind time, nah
I just tryna get straight, you know
Time she mash up, bey I don't know
So I walk off, go out her sight
Cause that's enough ugly for me in one night
March off like a marchin' band
Spot a light skin in a leopard print pants
When I see that, I pick up my pace, I roll up on her
I grab her by her waist, I say
You can't muggle like me
You can't muggle on the beat
Alkaline, one, two, three
Call me Shabba Ranks cause I's a bedroom bully
So after that, we gone in the corner
This gal, hot like the summer
When I say this, y'all might dead
But I reach down and I try to touch the
Yeah man, had to get a little fundle
But she had more push than the jungle
Like my God, what happened to her
She need more than scissors she need a lawnmower
Shoots, gettin' straight mussy is a crime
But I ga bust muggle one more time
You can't muggle like me
You can't muggle on the beat
You can't muggle like me
You can't muggle on the beat
Now the night almost over, I sweaty in my pants
Man, let me get one more dance
Soon as I say that, the gal bend down
I yuck, that one, let her know I ain't no clown
I give her one jook, then I give her one more
And the DJ say, Trae, yuh mommy at the door
Trae, yuh mommy at the door
Ah Lord
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I going home and I ain't coming back
I pay ten dollars plus I pay VAT
I danced with one gal and she was dead ugly
I tried touch one gal and she was dead hairy
I gone there, off air, I waste my money
Ah Lord
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
End of the story
End of the story
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