Bright Young Rep Video (MV)

What I need is a bright young reporter
Someone with the skills to make the most of
A story that's dull, who can make it shine
A bit like that fella with the water and the wine
Are you the guy with these qualities?
Can you deliver?
Come on son, tell me please
I need a bright young rep with an ear for a plot
A nose for sensation and an eye for a shot
Someone who is calm when all around crumbles
Who'll keep his head when he sees something tumble
Are you the guy with these qualities?
Can you deliver?
Come on son, tell me please
So, are you up for it?
Consider it up front expenses
No need for receipts.
Just give me a real good story
With pics
Okay?
There's a guy who used to be a bit of a rock and roll star a few years ago,
Bobby Haze
I never ever thought of him as being any good
Fell from the limelight years ago
Got caught with drugs or underage kids
Ha, Not too sure
Anyway, he's playing a gig, his first in years down at the Palais de Poles tonight,
A kind of one-off freebie for the press
I need you to go and cover it, get a good story, all the celebs will be there
Would go myself, but He's no Frank Sinatra, no, no, no, no
I'll be a bright young rep, ideal for the job, I'll get the story you need that'll win an award
Along with some pictures so we all know it's true,
The best copy you've read, I'll bring in to you
Yes, I'm the guy with his qualities,
I can deliver on time,
Thank you for believing in me
Something that will sell and outdo our rivals, something that's new and not smothered in dust
Something with pizzaz that will sell loads of copies of this dirty old rag that's just about bust!
Yes, yes, I think I can do that for you sir
Are you the guy with his qualities?
Can you deliver?
Come on son, tell me please
I'm the guy with his qualities,
I can deliver on time,
Thank you for believing in me
And for giving me this opportunity,
I will bring you back a real good story, along with loads of pics
Yes, wait till I tell Shelley, I'm going to make her real proud
Look at all this dough
Up front expenses eh?
Well what do you say kid
You up for it? Eh?
Yes sir, you can count on me
Good, good, good son
Now, leave me in peace
Oh, and send in that, what's her name
Shelley
Shelley
Shelley, yes sir
I want to tell her to take something down!