My face when jaywalking, bitches knocking at my door
Looking like my balls after I put them inside a s'more
Got the drilly willy deep fried carrot asshole cake
I've been scamming every mamacita for goodness sake
Queefing on this bar, teased a chugga lugga while I'm cumming
Tried to stand and I ended up farting all up on my cousin
The bitches call me plankton with the buckets I be chumming
Just sold a crackhead 12 eggs and he gave me back a dozen
My scams are overpowered, call me alc-buffed tack zone
I just hit a little kid while driving like a black cone
F*cking virgin, no life, nerdy, never bag a chick
Musty dusty jit, you getting pimples on your dick
Pimples on your dick, bitch, make it quick, bitch
SpongeBob in your sink, bitch, let him sink quick
Drinking all the dish soap, hang me with some nerd ropes
Damn, I got no nerd ropes, I got ejected rigged votes
Like a shrimp, standing on toothpicks
Money quick, count up by a hundred tick
Like yo bitch, sitting on my bruised dick
Sus and slick, Nanam' got me busting quick
Like a pimp, rocking with a gold chain
Like a blimp, invading on the UK
Plug limp, when you walk you do the stanky leg
Another imp, griefing houses when they throw the eggs
Stop by the bank and say what's up
Never turn to me when you running out of luck
Scamming every day, making big bucks
Just scammed an old man, his name was Jefferson Chuck
My scams are overpowered, call me alc-buffed tack zone
I just hit a little kid while driving like a black cone
F*cking virgin, no life, nerdy, never bag a chick
Musty dusty jit, you getting pimples on your dick
Pimples on your dick, bitch, make it quick, bitch
Spongebob in your sink, bitch, let him sink quick
Like a shrimp, standing on toothpicks
Money quick, count up by a hundred tick
Like yo bitch, sitting on my bruised dick
Sus and slick, Nanam' got me busting quick