I can't help it, those titties caught my eye
I might have told her to let those titties fly
There was something else I told her, and I have no reason why
Suffocate me in those titties, that's how I want to die
She just stood there understandably appalled
Never had she been more badly catcalled
She looked at me once and saw that I was flawed
She liked my confidence and just had to applaud
She's sweet, she's funny and she's pretty
But ya boy's just trynna see a titty
You know that it would be litty
If ya boy could just cop a titty
She gave me her number, told me to call her later
With tits like those I just knew I had to date her
Then we started talking, and things were going great
This woman is amazing, did this happen by fate
She's clearly got a body, so don't get me wrong
But everything about her makes me wanna write a song
She's so sweet and we always get along
But every time I'm around her something happens to my dong