Sittin' on my bed in the middle of June
Thinkin' bout the things I hope we'll do
Then I became aroused
But my dad was up ahead
So I went and wacked off in the big tool shed
It's gettin' kinda late and I need to masturbate
Minds on you so I have to contemplate
Cuz I know that you're my cousin
And I know it might be rude
But never the fact that you are
One handsome dude
Goin' through my tissues
I just don't know what to do
Said you wanna kiss me and
I think that I do too
Beatin' off to all the things
That live inside my head
I know that if we do it
Then our kid will be inbred
Jerkin' and I'm f*ckin' jackin'
Man this is fantastic
Thinkin' bout my boo
Too bad Mom just f*cking hates me
So you can't come date me
Ain't that just so rude?
Everyone's around and I'm down real bad
I tried to tell my Mom but she got real mad
Then we locked eyes
And I swear I turned red
God I wish that you were
In my f*cking bed
God I wish that our love
Would be free
All of the sudden
You're approaching me
You and your beard got down on one knee
And asked
"Can I see your pee-pee?"
When you f*ckin' said that man
I was 'bout to cum
Said you'd f*ck me silly
Boy just make me f*cking dumb
Goin' to the closet and my face is feelin' numb
I know that it's wrong
I just need a f*cking crumb
Jerkin' and I'm f*ckin' jackin'
Man this is fantastic
Thinkin' bout my boo
Too bad Mom just f*cking hates me
So you can't come date me
Ain't that just so rude?
Strokin' on my penis it feels good
Said you'll nut inside me I think you should
Goin' hard inside me it feels great
The poo-poo on your pee-pee I know you hate
Waited for so long for that schlong
You should ask your brother to tag along
After we done f*ckin' we hit the bong
Why did I just write that f*ck this song
Oh just f*ck me
Oh just f*ck me
Oh just f*ck me
Oh just f*ck me
Oh just f*ck me
Oh just f*ck me
I'm about to cum!
(Ehhh!)
Jerkin' and I'm f*ckin' jackin'
Man this is fantastic
Thinkin' bout my boo
Too bad Mom just f*cking hates me
So you can't come date me
Ain't that just so rude?
What the f*ck are you doin' in my toolshed boy?!
Dad get the f*ck away
He's f*cking out my brains
You're driving me insane!
F*ck I was 'bout to cum!
You stupid f*cking bum!
Please don't tell Mom!
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