Banter - Tommy Salami Lyrics

We're gonna have a party in my backyard
I don't care if we look like tards
I see a little honey, but she had a boyfriend
Turns out that boyfriend was my best friend

All the little girlies from this town
Won't ya come over, if you're down to clown
My mudpit is deep, I don't mess around
Come over baby, I'll be pussy bound

I'm gonna steal your woman, just wait and see
I have a big truck, and a bigger wee wee
She'll give me all her puss, I'll give her salami
Never f*ck around with big boy Tommy

She's wants me for my cock, but that's okay
I proved my parents wrong, they thought I was gay
I've never had a girlfriend, not a real one at least
The last one I had was kept on a leash

All the little girlies from this town (Gather 'round)
Won't ya come over, if you're down to clown (Down to clown)
My mudpit is deep, I don't mess around (I don't f*ck around baby)
Come over baby, I'll be pussy bound

I'm gonna steal your woman, just wait and see
I have a big truck, and a bigger wee wee
She'll give me all her puss, I'll give her salami
Never f*ck around with big boy Tommy

I'm gonna steal your woman, just wait and see (Just wait and see)
I have a big truck, and a bigger wee wee (Man my cock is huge)
She'll give me all her puss, I'll give her salami (I'll give her all my salami)
Never f*ck around with big boy Tommy