Barf - NoGecko Lyrics

I was on my way to the lake
With some lovely friends
With my family number 2
Chris Missy Bob and Suki
Wakeboarding was such a release
It gave us a chance to be at peace
Water's warm as a baby's bath
Except for the enema straight in your ass!
Never had had much luck with fish
Jumping on our lines
Pulled it up empty baby all the time
We were cruzin over the Hills
Never looking back
Never looking back

Little did we know
Embers started to glow
Beside my little gecko
Back at the place there was an urgent case

Smoke clouds grew high
Cuz of my gecko light
Fell over not upright
Going to start now it's starting to go

Meanwhile back at the lake in paradise
We got some urgent news
We had no cell service
So the texts came all at once
They start calm at first
And got more alarming as they went one
Call me!
Are you up?
I smell SMOKE!
YOUR APARTMENT'S ON FIRE!
So we drove like a bat out of hell
To leave our water kingdom
Searching and praying
We had a home
To go home to

Temperatures grew hot
It burned up all our pot
Wheter you like it or not
Police and fire respond to the scene

Landlord going nutz
Evicting our butts
Man this is nuts
Flames coming out the windows

No Gecko