It looks soft and fuzzy from afar
But as you get closer you'll notice she's hard
And what was nice ten yards away
Has grown meaner with each step you take
You turn to run
But you've come too close
Then something is revealed
That is hidden from most
Like inside conspiracies
About how bears, birds, and bees
Are tougher than we are
Now that's why you're a scar
Of dead meat