Bart & Plauze - Horny Pirates Lyrics

Hundreds of decades ago
There was a pirate captain
Searching for his hoe
Tried to get rid of fappin
Wasn't that successful but
A piece of hope was still left
Aha
He sailed around the world
With a hole in his chest
It was a stormy day
The spindrift splashed in his face
Just to stingy to pay
For all those hookers was no space
He had a boner since 120 days
So he decided to break out of his maze

Pirates
We are horny Pirates
Searching for horny mermaids
We just want to get laid
Ah come on come on baby
Pirates
We are horny Pirates
Searching for horny mermaids
Love is in the air
But only for this night

Tried to escape the shame
The parrot gave him the advice
Lets join the tinder game
So we can reach the paradise
Heaps of girls you just have to swipe right
Aha
What if she's ugly?
Good question fella
Just turn off the lights
Just turn off the lights
Just turn off the lights

Pirates
We are horny Pirates
Searching for horny mermaids
We just want to get laid
Ah come on come on baby
Pirates
We are horny Pirates
Searching for horny mermaids
Love is in the air
But only for this night

But the Pirates heart got broken
Fell in love with his first match
All the words that feathered spoken
Where just lies
And the pirate left upset

Pirates
We are horny Pirates
Searching for horny mermaids
We just want to get laid
Arrrrr
Pirates
We are horny Pirates
Searching for horny mermaids
Love is in the air
Ah come on come on baby
Pirates
We are horny Pirates
We are horny Pirates
Horny till the end
Horny till the end