I'm gonna Photoshop your ass
So that it looks like it smells
And i'm gonna show you
Who is the boss, who is the best
Among you stinky scumbags
The night before I left I was upset
So I decided to become dad
I'm already bald, I feel that
I need some coke I need some sex
But above all I need some rest
My friend I wish you all the best
Together we will mathdance through the west
And please be forever my nest
My mind is definitely a mess
So I will never finish infinite jest
And I flex harder than you shit-dressed
And this - I guess - is some good gas
The song is over - I go to bed