Man, if I would've planned for the pandemic
I'd have bought my motherf*cking self a damned hammock
The fanned panic can make a man so damned manic
Hands clamming, like the ghost of Ayn Rand ran in
Wearing bandanas just to get some canned ham and
The shelves in the store look like this bitch been abandoned
Supposed to keep six feet but everybody is crammed in
Had to hip check a granny to get the last mandarin
No beef, salmon or lamb it's like a famine
Frozen goods look like they got shot out of a cannon
Loading up my cart in the liquor aisle like I'm camping
Berate the checker when she scanning, and catch hands, bam
Confirm the case there's more suburban neighbors
In Aisle 6 doing wild shit over toilet paper
No flour from here to Oregon cause they be hoarding
Not sure how you can afford it with that unemployment
We all like lobsters in a pot of water boiling
Everybody is tripping you can hear it in their voices
Clorox the shit out my hands when I hop back in the BM
Nobody knows what day it is, the perpetual weekend
Slip off the mortal kombat, sub zero mask
Drive past the hospital where them heroes at
I suppose we officially heading towards the decline
This is for all you cool kittens and felines
I hope you all dodging that 'rona
This is like a global scale fire in Sonoma
Now that we all stuck at home and holed up
You should know you ain't alone, so hold tough
I hope you all dodging that 'rona
This is like a global scale fire in Sonoma
Now that we all stuck at home and holed up
You should know you ain't alone, so hold tough
I hope you all dodging that 'rona
Just hold tough
I hope you all dodging that 'rona
Just hold tough
Took some time off just to watch my daughter grow up,
Needed a catastrophe just to pick the microphone up,
Missed my quotas, went toe to toe with the no buzz
Lifestyle sobered, and it wasn't really so rough, but
Then came along the rona,
Back to my old persona, like I awoke from a coma
Went from 0-60 like we racing Daytona
Cause it appears there's a whole lot we don't have control of
And that's a rough feeling to reconcile
Especially when I felt like we were going the extra mile
Playing catch up while the world gets wrecked, world record style
I didn't know I was signing up for this as a child
But I suppose there's some beauty in that
Be influenced by what's ruined what's more human than that
Do our best to try to get out better than we went in
And that my friends is how you beat a pandemic
I hope you all dodging that 'rona
This is like a global scale fire in Sonoma
Now that we all stuck at home and holed up
You should know you ain't alone, so hold tough
I hope you all dodging that 'rona
This is like a global scale fire in Sonoma
Now that we all stuck at home and holed up
You should know you ain't alone, so hold tough