Hey Adam, you'll never guess what I saw last night...
What?
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. That's right. They were listening to music, and their voices were low. And he looks a lot like someone that you and I both know
Who?
Well, I saw Santa rockin' round the Christmas tree
And mama was as close to Santa as you are to me
They filled up the socks
But before he could go
They started to kiss
Santa just couldn't go
Well, I saw mama help Santa decorate the tree
With little bitty presents and candy canes for you and me
He started to leave
Mm!
Then he turned around
I made a noise
I was sure to be found
I saw mama kissin' Santa 'neath the mistletoe
Yeah, and he looked like someone I thought ya oughta know