Yo I can't believe it
It's easy as hell
Anyone can rap just like Lin Manuel
All you have to do is take an old school beat
And write like I'm forty going on sixteen
Fistfights with Angela Lansbury
Claimed she threw the first punch Playing surf guitar
Surf guitar surf guitar BVD
And his defense was so disheartening
He thought it was Paul McCartney
Vinny D BVD LTP BVD
Everyone loves his surf rock
Guitar guitar
He doesn't have a real live band
To play live in front of the fans
Surf guitar surf guitar
We all think Beachfront Vinny
Surf guitar surf guitar
All hail to Beachfront Vinny
Yo, I tell peeps that I liked In the heights
But I'd rather have my head wedged between a vice
Made an excuse like I was under the weather
Escaped during admission which took like forever
Just like that show in Sagaponak
When his dad phoned in that bomb threat
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Got punched out in his drunken stupor
Calling DB Sweeney DB Cooper
He's a schmuck he's a shmuck he's a schmuck BVD
Everyone loves his surf rock
Guitar guitar
He doesn't have a real live band
To play live in front of the fans
Surf guitar surf guitar
We all think Beachfront Vinny
Surf guitar surf guitar
All hail to Beachfront Vinny
Yo I cant believe it and so don't care
Me and Lin Manuel
You just can't compare
He's from the city where all the fame is
But I'm from Long Island
We don't play that
His fans demand that he play live though
He's afraid to go outside
Yo Vinny D BVD LTP BVD
In Hawaii he's on his own
To play the surf guitar in stone
Vinny D BVD LTP BVD
Everyone loves his surf rock
Guitar guitar
He doesn't have a real live band
To play live in front of the fans
Surf guitar surf guitar
We all think Beachfront Vinny
Surf guitar surf guitar
All hail to Beachfront Vinny
Yo, I could be wrong maybe it's me
But I just don't get this new Broadway scene
The songs are too long the comedy sucks
Have you seen the ticket prices Expensive as