Beardsoup - Masturgator Lyrics

Urgh, argh
Uh-uh-uh-urgh

He's an alligator, a master levitator
You can call him by his name
But he prefers The Masturgator
A real procrastinator chillin' in his couch
Watching National Geographic while he's getting aroused

Sharp teeth, hard skin, hard uh!
He likes them raw, can't say no more
He got them bitches
You know, them antelopes, pink flamingoes
And all the other jungle hoes

Masturgator
I'm a raptile, get it?
Masturgator
A marine green funk machine
Masturgator
Original raptile
Masturgator

Allow me to reintroduce myself
My name is Masturgator
The swamp liberator
I get more tail than i can chew
So you won't see me later

I'm not a crock, I've earned everything I've got
When it comes to seduction I got no reptile dysfunktion
You hear me roar, and then you never hear no more
I may be floating like a log but you know I'm not a frog

Sleepin' with the fishes
Well I will see your Mrs
I really like to meet you
You're so fine that I can eat you

Masturgator
I'm a raptile, get it?
Masturgator
A marine green funk machine
Masturgator
Original raptile
Masturgator

Allow me to reintroduce myself
Uuuh (aha)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (yeah)
Mmmmm, uuurgh (aha)
Uurrrgh (yeah)
Mmmmmrrg (what?)
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (aha, yeah)
Uh-uh-uh-uuh (aha)
Uuuugrh