I'm sittin' on the throne
All alone
Oh Lord
But no matter how I strain
I just can't unload
My bowels are locked
It's a terrible zone
I got the constipation blues
I can't find my way home
I've tried all the tricks
Drank all the prune juice
But my digestive system
It's just too damn obtuse
Every fart is a false alarm
It's just a cruel ruse
I got the constipation blues
I'm payin' my dues
Oh
Lord
Won't you hear my prayer?
I need a miracle
I'm in deep despair
I'm stuck on this porcelain throne
It's just not fair
I got the constipation blues
Lord
Answer my prayer