(Yuh ay, Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece)
(Jeremy is a masterpiece, he's a beast)
(Like Mr. White going down on a Friday night, yuh, ay, uh)
Jeremy is a masterpiece
Jeremy is a masterpiece
Jeremy is a masterpiece
Jeremy is a masterpiece
Jeremy is a masterpiece
Jeremy is a masterpiece
Jeremy is a masterpiece
Yuh, ay
Some people say I'm out of this world, call me astronomical
I'm nominating your girl to go down on Jeremy's popsicle, uh
He is so sexy
Jeremy the man
He does the impossible
He is the one I aspire to be, he's quite phenomenal
One day I was sitting at a bar and not too far was sitting Jeremy in his new Lambo car with a scar on his penis
Some chick named Vanessa from Venus went down too hard now he is sitting legs out, carefreeness
Smoking a fatty, I'm not talking about weed
Animal crackers is what he do, because he is Jeremy
He do what he please
He always stands up when he pounds
Y'know he never gonna get on his knees, yuh, ay
They call him "cake drake" because he is always eating fake cake
Cake made out of cum, animal crackers gives him a brain ache, uh
He is always thinking in the 4th dimension
I would also like to mention all of the women he pounds are on a pension, uh
All above 75 years old or you know what EDP445 likes to get on his butt
Jeremy takes it but not a lot
He's really hot, scared that he's gonna get his big booty caught, uh yuh
Chris Hansen on the back of his belt pulling tighter metaphorically and physically
He is a fighter
Hand Jeremy a lighter so he can smoke some cracker and get on the field
Jeremy is the best linebacker
Anyways, back to the story
Jeremy saw me and looked at me and flipped a quarter
He knew I was a jew for some change from a man that I appraise can't take any days without thinkin' about him
Uh, uh, uh, uh
I was wondering where all the feds were at
Jeremy just got caught for beheading a wildcat
It's perfectly justifiable though
Jeremy was asserting dominance and the cat bit his big toe, uh
Yeah Jeremy
Jeremy on the track and I'm gonna go back to get my crack
I got a belt and a hat
All the women wanna chat, even some that are fat, uh
With the cats and the brats uh
You trying to fight I'm gonna put you in a nap uh
You finna rap battle hope you ain't crap uh
Because I'm gonna backslap you into a dewlap and that's a wrap, uh
Yeah
Y'know Jeremy is a masterpiece
With the grease dripping across his headpiece uh
Yeah he dates his niece, you know she's obese, uh
Got lots of elbow grease, uh
Yeah they live in Alabama
Yeah I'm talking to his nana
Yeah I'm about to head to Atlanta, uh
Yeah, you
Yeah you know I replicate all the women I date
Yeah you know that I ate and the food was great, uh
Real thin was lightweight, uh
Slipping in was such a piece of cake, uh
Jeremy then hit because we are roommates, uh
Jeremy also brought a foreign language girl, uh
It was hard to translate
(Jeremy is a masterpiece, Jeremy is a-)
Even after both the girls left me and Jeremy fornicate
(Jeremy is a masterpiece, Jeremy is a masterpiece)
Y'know that we about to increase the birth rate
(Jeremy is a masterpiece, Jeremy is a masterpiece)
We in the bedroom, we're about to lose weight
(Jeremy is a masterpiece, Jeremy is a ma-)
Even after both the girls left me and Jeremy fornicate
(Jeremy is a masterpiece, yuh)