From Winnipeg to Nevada in the dead of snow
In a rusted-out Chevy with nowhere else to go
The wiper's stuck frozen halfway up
The heater groans just our luck
With ice on the glass and frost in the air
This van's holding on by a wing and a prayer
Oh the roads are slick and the nights are long
But we're still here holding strong
It's the crappiest van in the world
Rust and duct tape its story unfurled
The windows freeze the doors don't lock
The cold's creeping in like a ticking clock
It's the crappiest van but it's all we've got
Rolling through winter like it or not
The snow piles high and the tires might fail
Each icy patch feels like the end of the trail
The radio's dead but the silence speaks loud
As we pray this old van survives somehow
Oh the wind cuts deep the night's bitter cold
But we keep going a story untold
It's the crappiest van in the world
Rust and duct tape its story unfurled
The windows freeze the doors don't lock
The cold's creeping in like a ticking clock
It's the crappiest van but it's all we've got
Rolling through winter like it or not
If the engine stalls we're out in the frost
A thirty-hour gamble will we be lost?
But the stars light the way and we hold on tight
Hoping this bucket survives the night
It's the crappiest van in the world
Rust and duct tape its story unfurled
The wiper's stuck the frost bites through
The heater's a whisper but what can we do?
It's the crappiest van but it's all we've got
Driving through ice praying it's enough
So here's to this van our wintertime quest
Through snow and ice we give it our best
Winnipeg to Nevada with grit and with soul
In the crappiest van chasing the road's end goal