Becoming One - Learning How To Speak Canadian Lyrics

Oh, friggin' rights, let's go, boys, we're here,
In the land of Timmy's, toques, and beer.
Where the frost bites hard, and the air tastes clean,
Learning how to speak Canadian-it's a whole new scene.
The snow keeps falling, grab a shovel, my friend,
We clear it out, and then it's back again.
The boots by the door? Don't track in the mess,
Leave 'em outside, or you'll fail the test.
We're slipping on ice, we're freezing our toes,
But toss out a "sorry" and laugh as it goes.
We're learning how to speak Canadian,
Where every new phrase is a new companion.
From "give'r" to "beauty," we're joining the show,
And "eh?" at the end just makes it flow.
Oh, we're learning how to speak Canadian,
In a world of snow and polite rebellion.
"About" sounds strange, and "sorry" feels weird,
But the accents are charming, there's nothing to fear.
Timmy's in hand, shorter days make us tough,
And skating for the first time? That's hoser stuff.
Snow angels gone wrong, snowmen askew,
The ice makes us humble, but hey, that's the cue.
We're learning how to speak Canadian,
Where every new phrase is a new companion.
From "give'r" to "beauty," we're joining the show,
And "eh?" at the end just makes it flow.
Oh, we're learning how to speak Canadian,
In a world of snow and polite rebellion.
The temps are shocking, my face is numb,
The snowbanks so high, I think I'm done.
But then there's a laugh, a chirp, a grin,
"Friggin' rights, boys," and we're back again.
We're learning how to speak Canadian,
Where every new phrase is a new companion.
From "give'r" to "beauty," we're joining the show,
And "eh?" at the end just makes it flow.
Oh, we're learning how to speak Canadian,
In a world of snow and polite rebellion.
So here we are, in the land of the free,
With our toques on tight and the kids saying "gee."
From Timmy's to skating, it's wild and obscene,
Learning how to speak Canadian-it's a beauty, you keen?