I wandered 'round the graveyard passin' time
Let the fog drift through my crusty, low-set eyes
I found an odd itch down near my rear end
When I lifted away, came with it a patch of wretched, rotted skin
I woke up dead
Yeah I woke up dead
Maggots in my dull, disgusting head
I woke up dead
By and by, the stench had nearly swallowed me
Melting patches of flesh peeled right off my feet
Stuck to the grass with the dew and made some form of undead soup
One worthy of French cuisine, it was a fine and f*cked up thing
But I never understood the misdirection that the mild and meek would kick
Around like a severed head
I didn't think that bein' dead was all that bad all around
Aside from centuries of wanderin'
Yeah, but I woke up dead
F*ck yeah, I woke up dead
Don't you wish that you had woke up dead
I know I'm home
And I'm all alone
And I know what they don't