The Bedroomer - Joaquin Phoenix Lyrics

I know this guy and his name is Joaquin Phoenix
He's a really good actor and he signed off on this remix
Yes he did
Yes he did
At the age of zero he was born in Puerto Rico
His brother's name was River and he helped out our libidos
Yes he did
Yes he did
Joaquin Phoenix is the greatest living actor
I think his best performance was as Freddie in The Master
Ooh babe you got me walkin' the line
When I see you in a movie I wanna see you all the time
And I can't stand it
Oh Joaquin, don't you know what you mean to me
He hasn't won an Oscar but has three nominations
Snubbing him for Her was a damn abomination
Yes it was
F*ck the academy
He played a guy named Jesus and he was never really here
Now he's f*cking Rooney Mara and I guess he grew a beard
Yes he did
Yes he did
Joaquin Phoenix is the greatest living actor
I think his best performance was as Freddie in The Master
Ooh babe you got me walkin' the line
When I see you in a movie I wanna see you all the time
And I can't stand it
Oh Joaquin, don't you know what you mean to me
Joaquin Phoenix is the greatest living actor
I think his best performance was as Freddie in The Master
Ooh babe you got me walkin' the line
When I see you in a movie I wanna see you all the time
And I can't stand it
Oh Joaquin, don't you know what you mean to me