The Beef Boys - Brandon Nimmons Is Found Lyrics

Aye
Appears I was a little tough on you last time, Brandon Nimmons
People got the wrong impression, you're a good guy
So here we go
Yes, I used to imply that you were lost
But The Beef Boys seven-step process proved to be boss
You followed it blindly, and for that we say thanks
Now it's time to celebrate
So here, we brought Tom Hanks
Too soon
Yeah, alright my fault
Keep it running
Step one, you admitted that you had some struggles
With little children and having the urge to cuddle
Step two, you agreed that you needed assistance
So you came to The Beef Boys who told you to keep your distance
Don't follow children too closely or else some
Blood is going to rush through your pee pee, yup
Step three, you confessed all of your past legal encounters
Such as when you lit the church on fire
(Arson)
Or of course when you pulled up to Seven Eleven in the Jeep Cherokee
And ran up to the cashier and made him drink your pee
(Yummy)
You have some mental problems, but who am I to judge
The only thing we can do is show you the right direction
And give you a nudge
Step four, we had you apologize to those
Who you have wronged, by handing out clothes
Supporting the community is important to a better life
And for that reason, Brandon, step four was not a strike
(Home run)
Step five, you had to prove you could be clean
Without our guidance hiding up your sleeve
So we left you alone in the middle of Chuck E. Cheese
A place you use to give children a squeeze
But you didn't give into your impulsive ways
In fact, you did great
You said, "Hey!" and walked away
(Good job)
Step six, was to force you to spend a whole day with a child
Without giving off the impression of a pedophile
We monitored you closely from the outside
And I'm proud to say not once did the child feel the need to hide
(Nope)
Step seven, was to congratulate you
On accomplishing The Beef Boys intense school
You did it, buddy
You completed the course
Brandon Nimmons is officially not a danger source
At continuation, you made the stands cry
From a speech of once a creep who turned into a good guy
Nowadays, you can find Brandon lurking around town
Perhaps watching birds, but not at the playground
Hell, he even rescues dogs who are stuck in the pound
I'm very proud to say Brandon Nimmons is found
Brandon is found, yeah
Brandon is found
Ain't no need to be scared
To let your kids go out and play
Because they will no longer be seen as prey
Brandon is found
Good lord, he is found
About damn time we don't have to worry about
This thing roaming the woods
Because he, Brandon Nimmons, is found