The Beef Boys - Cougars, Cougars, Cougars (Duet) Lyrics

Get this, get this
So I was talking to my moms the other day, right
And she told me I gotta find a girl more my age
A girl more my age?
What the hell
You mean the world to me
I pray that it ain't a dream
Follow you to the end of the street,
That is, unless it's more than 12 miles away
I know you don't want it that way
But that's the way it is
Gotta forgive, me
Eventually
You've got mileage
Always forgetting your baggage
I'd like to see you in night gown
After you take your 14 pills
Blood clot, standing still
But it's all good now
It's all good, yeah
Woke up and next to me
Check your pulse to make sure you alive
Cause you know, I don't want you to die
If you do though, that's okay
Because I'll inherit your fortune
(Ooooh)
Yeah
Say, I'll inherit your fortune
Get stares out in public
We crazy, like the Dominican Republic
But it's all good, now
Man, you know love don't know no age, no numbers no limits brother
Something about your skin
Drives me off the rails
Leathery, course and rough
Like getting tetanus from a nail
Got a grandkid, or two, or four
Please babe, don't shut the door on me
(Don't do it)
You say, forgot my name
Well damn, who's to blame?
Dementia, quite a shame
Maybe we should just take a plane
To Hawaii
And we can charge it to your card
Man, shorty, you being rich just an added benefit of dating you
You feel?
You feel?
You call me up, "How you get to Google?"
I say, "Why you callin' me?"
We live in the same household
Got trouble getting up the stairs
It's okay, in those pretty clothes you wear
How much you think that necklace could get me
If i were to sell it
On the black market?
Like a fine wine, women just get better with age
Sincerely, The Beef Boys