The Beef Boys - I Purchased A Child Off the Internet Lyrics

Man, I think it's about time I come clean with y'all
I've been lying
The person you know me as
Is not the person I know me as
Think it's about time I end that
Hate me if you want
It's time to be honest, I was never one to keep a promise
I been holding secrets and not telling people, man
It's thrown me into the deepness, the dark
It's time to get this off my chest, I feel so far from blessed
My heart is just stone cold blue, so here we go
It's something I've been hiding for awhile
Once you hear it, you'll throw me into The Nile
So, let's stop procrastinating, I'm just going to admit it
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
These verses is bars, steel bars I can't break 'em
I'm imprisoned in these lies when I make 'em
But I can still take 'em
Who, the children off the internet
Just call me Spiderman, 'cause this kid, he just came off the web
I'm a bad person, sure, yeah I'll admit it
But these kids nice, sure, yeah I can feel it
Funny how this shit works
One day you're playing games, just bopping
Next day you're in jail, for simply shopping
My lyrics is heavy, it's like an anvil
It's probably why all these kids can't just stand still
Roofie some motherf*cker, he gets hard
And don't get mad at me, 'cause I chose to get skinny, over the lard
This is a narrative, you can call it imperative
My rhymes are so good, even when I go down to the hood
Hell, I could rhyme cardiopulmonary-arrest with immunosuppressed
You'd ignore it, you know why
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
Civil unrest, Amazon-dot-com, man it's the bomb
Prime two-day shipping, to get a kid, all day long (You know, you know)
It's unreal, call it a fantasy
Is it creepy I like to watch four-year olds pee
Flag me, man, I don't care
You think I'm saying this as some sort of dare
But it's just the bare, truth, I can't subdue
$67.99 and free shipping, it's as exciting as the ninth inning
Take it as a joke, please, if you don't I'm winning
Or just straight sinning
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
I purchased a child off the internet, boom
Either way, I'm fleeing
The rap game, man, it's just too crazy
These people just trying to haze me
Can't you tell, I'm not being serious, I'm kidding
This is a political commentary, about how the world is scary
I can't say what I want anymore
Without half my fan-base shutting the door, on me
I feel rejected by me
Cause I have a dirty mouth, things don't take long to go south
Point being, though, I purchased a child off the internet
Sure I did, that's up for you to decide
Am I kidding, or am I being for real