The Beef Boys - Joker Lyrics

Good evening ladies and gentlemen
We are tonight's entertainment
I'm a f*cking joker
You don't want this f*cking smoke, or
You gonna be a dead ass motherf*cker
And I'mma choke ya
I think you just woke up
With that ugly ass hooker
Bad plan, not a broker
Hm, what else rhymes
Go-GURT, mogul, bugger
(Drop that shit)
Killed your wife
Killed your kids
"Oh, whats this?"
You got a dog?
Don't worry, won't do nothing wrong
Except slit his throat
Like I do to bitches that wear thongs
Get this dong, ping pong
Mr. Wong, Chinese
F*ck a coronavirus
Only f*ck I give is to that of a band named Cypress
Shoutout Myspace
That's still a thing
But for most, it's only in dreams
I'm on fleek
You worse than Meek
Get some bars, then we'll speak
"Wrote a song?" Oh that's neat
Only mistake you made was thinking I gave a shit
I say this shit to mess with you
You say the same it's nothing new
Mediocre
Something bad, something good
Range Rover
So call me joker cause I'm never getting sober
Yeah, I'm never getting sober
You want zero to do with me
Like a toddler and some greens
We a bad duo, not trying to be mean
It's just the principle of this thing
I'll rob a liquor store
Steal some money from the poor
Beat a women, she's a whore
Hate these lyrics, study the lore
Of my rap career
Then you won't be taking it in the rear
See you shed a tear
It's a long, long year
2020 and I'm not stopping till 2080
Well I actually probably would stop more around 2040
But that's only because
If I were to develop an illness
I wouldn't be able to kill shit like I used to
But writing verses, I could still murder you
I'll turn your face to the color blue
So good, I'll control you with the voodoo
Next thing I know, saying you'll sue
(F*ck that!)
I say this shit to mess with you
You say the same it's nothing new
Mediocre
Something bad, something good
Range Rover
Call me joker cause I'm never getting sober
Yeah, say I'm never getting sober
I do shit to cause chaos
You do shit to cause mayhem
There's a difference between them
Because I got a larger wiener
In terms of circumference
I'm just done with this
You dripping too hard
Cause you just a little baby
(Ooh)
Hey Wyoming, you should pay me
Schedule a hit, still a maybe
Reference him one more time, okay
Casey
But I'm still lacing
All these drugs
I give to children
It's Viagra
And you won't tell anyone
Or else I'll f*cking stab you
Catch these hands, Randy Moss
Look at me, I can floss
I'm a boss
I like to commit arson
Drop these bars and
Kill a motherf*cker who talks bad
Especially you Carson Hill
Ain't a real deal
Not a diss
Just ain't satisfied with your reel
Killing me, like a seal
Does to a penguin
"What the hell is that engine?"
Mine's a 4 cylinder
But it's turbo charged
It goes far
When it's dark
I'mma pull up to your crib
And do unthinkable hate crimes
Then you'll be stuck thinking about the times
When you didn't have to worry about the Beef Boys
Messing with you
It's our favorite joy
(Yeah, and it can get a lot worse than it already is)
I say this shit to mess with you
You say the same it's nothing new
Mediocre
Something bad, something good
Range Rover
So call me joker cause I'm never getting sober
Yeah, say I'm never getting sober
Beef Boys
Beef Boys, 2020
We out
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