When she touched my shin, I almost shit my pants
Her voodoo spell has got me in a trance
Then I found out that you were a viper, oh no
I had to go home and change my diaper
Because your evil
Pure evil
Yeah evil
Pure evil, oh no no
Like baby Jesus in the manger
I was unaware of my imminent danger
I was reluctant when you wanted to tie me down, oh no
Then you took my picture and plastered it all over town
You made me cry
You made mamma cry
You made baby Jesus cry
But you didn't cryyyyyyyyy!
Because your evil
Pure evil
Yeah evil
Pure evil, oh no no