[ Featuring Pretzels ]
Is your heart healthy enough for sex? (I think so)
Well, you're about to find out
I've got a PH.D. You can visit me anytime. The doctor is in
He is a real M.D. with every std. Shit, the doctor is in
There's no need to schedule an appointment. I'm always on call (dial 911)
I am pasteurized. I am homogenized. I am chilled and packed with vitamin D
He kept a bass guitar next to the sundry jars. F*ck, the doctor is in
That's a cool guitar. What about that one? That's a bass, mom!
Gonorrhea! Hepatitis!
